STATE FAIR
I took my wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of
breeding bulls. We came up to the first pen and there is a sign that says,
"This Bull mated 50 times last year." She pokes me in the ribs and says,
"He mated 50 times last year."

We walk a little further and see another pen with a sign that says, "This
Bull mated 120 times last year." She hits me again and says,"That's more
than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

We walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying, "This Bull
mated 365 times last year." My wife gets really excited and says, "That's
once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

I looked at her and said .... "Go up and ask him if it was with the same
cow."

After three surgeries and six months of therapy, I am now able to talk. It
is hoped that someday I will walk again